Welcome stranger!

Did someone mention spam? Do you get chips and a cold beer with it?

spam fritters!!

Mitmate wrote:Did someone mention spam? Do you get chips and a cold beer with it?

Hey it mitmate!

I have a can of irnbru just for you!
hehehehe

Spam fitters and Irn bru... I'm being treated like a king.

its like being back in scotland lol

Never left the place..... But one day God went missing for seven days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him. He inquired of God, "where were you?".

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds; "look son, look what I'm after making". Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "what is it?"

God replied, "it's another planet but I'm after putting LIFE on it. I've named it Earth and there's going to be a balance between everything on it. For example, there's North America and South America. North America is going to be rich and South America is going to be poor, and the narrow bit joining them - that's going to be a hot spot. Now look over here. I've put a continent of whites in the north and another one of blacks in the south."

And then the archangel said, "and what's that green dot there?". And God said "ahhh that's Scotland - that's a very special place. That's going to be the most glorious spot on earth: beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams, and an exquisite coast line."

"The people there are going to be great entertainers and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be inventors and explorers, writers and sportsmen. And I'm going to give them this amber liquid which they're going to go mad on and for which people will come from the far corners of the earth to imbibe."

Michael the Archangel gasped in wonder and admiration but then seeming startled proclaimed: "Hold on a second, what about the BALANCE, you said there was going to be a balance.

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the neighbours I'm going to give them"

hehe lol

look at this message i received. anyone knows what it says

Jebem li ti majku kumunisticku,dabogda ti pecic jebo macku,dabogda ti keva zaranjala u moju WC solju,dabogda ti pecic pusio 0,23mm kurac,i dabogda mu swrsio u usta,operi ruke smrde ti na bydjawe noge!!!!!!!!!!


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yayyyyyyyyyyy its kat

and im soooooooo bored

you are right it is me

This is me, I think

Mitmate wrote:God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the neighbours I'm going to give them"

Lmaooooo...

matt wrote:look at this message i received. anyone knows what it says

Jebem li ti majku kumunisticku,dabogda ti pecic jebo macku,dabogda ti keva zaranjala u moju WC solju,dabogda ti pecic pusio 0,23mm kurac,i dabogda mu swrsio u usta,operi ruke smrde ti na bydjawe noge!!!!!!!!!!


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I ran it through my translator on my mac and it didnt recognise it...? Strange. Made up language lol?

Maybe a multihunter will know.....? hehe

I'm not gonna report coz he could be a good farm for when I have some tt's

he only sent it coz he's still got beginners protection until the 28 feb

See Panty's had a bit of dental work done since last we met... those extensions big boy?

Mitmate wrote:See Panty's had a bit of dental work done since last we met... those extensions big boy?

Lmao!

Mitmate wrote:See Panty's had a bit of dental work done since last we met... those extensions big boy?

He's had to find a larger glass to put them in at night!

Don't you mean a lager glass? With those fangs a bucket wouldn't be out of the question.

You guys always post this regularly, i can hardly keep up.

Liv I see you're at home entertaining our guests well makes a change from the internal spam section heh

haha yup simcard entertaining is what i do best!

lmao mitmate you could be right about the bucket let just hope he doesn't use it if he get caught short!

Nah, he's got a pot under the bed. Just next to his emergency kipper and custard supplies.

oh no can you imagine the stink!

Err that's me.... sorry, chilli & beans for tea. All i need is Mongo and we'd have a sequel...

Squeak....

hello to all the alliance

Mitmate wrote:Err that's me.... sorry, chilli & beans for tea. All i need is Mongo and we'd have a sequel...

Squeak....

oh god now i feel sick!

Someone fetch the febreeze!!!!


Hi ste!